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Misguided Perverts. We all know them, we all pretty much find them annoying. Why do they do what they do and WHY, oh dear God, do they do things the wrong way? Today's topic was inspired by my good friend, Kaytee ( Kaytee In Her Own Mind ). She got a message today saying, "you're xD bangable". Now, can anyone tell what is WRONG with this message? No one? Ok, I'll tell you. Aside from the obvious (perverted pickup line, dur), this person put the "xD" in FRONT of bangable. W...T....F...?! Who does that? That's like looking a person up and down in front of their parents. WRONG. Just WRONG. I mean, EVERYONE knows it's either "you're bangable xD", which means it's probably a joke, or "xD you're bangable", which means they actually think so. What the hell does "you're xD bangable" mean?! Is it like a cross between a joke and actually meaning it? Is there such a thing? Is it kinda like "I think you'...

To Mr. Ian Chamberlain:

Oh, this is gonna be good. Caution: This post contains strong language and lots of direct Ian-bashing. You've been warned. First of all, who the hell do you think you are? Do you really think you can tell Kaytee that her words hurt you so she has to take down the blogs she posted? Are you fucking kidding me, man? What gives you the right to tell her what she can and can't write about, huh? What gives you the right to tell her she hurt you ?! For some reason, she gives a flying fuck about your sorry excuse for a life. But hey, guess what. I don't . So here's a little shoutout to you, dickhead: GET A FUCKING LIFE. If you didn't want to hear about what a douche you've been to Kaytee, you shouldn't have read her blog, you fucking imbecile. Frankly, I think Kaytee should've written a really nasty blog about you just to spit in your face, but instead she played nice and deleted all of the blogs for you. I'm not giving you the courtesy. It's not your p...

Birthday Wishes

I'd like to take this completely random post to wish my cousin Ben the happiest of 7th birthdays.